did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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