i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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