Define "chronic" masturbator.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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