Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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