Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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