yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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