Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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