She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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