He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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