She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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