So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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