and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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