Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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