...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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