new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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