Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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