i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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