how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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