If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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