Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!