The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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