I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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