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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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