the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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