12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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