my mouth tastes like poor choices
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
