You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize
