Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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