lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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