I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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