Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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