We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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