This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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