That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Shame is for Republicans.
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