am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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