dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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