My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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