But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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