The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I can't turn off my feet"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
