the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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