I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This is my gift to your gina
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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