I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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