Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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