How'd it feel making her break her religion?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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