i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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