He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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