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(503): View more from Oregon

do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore

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(619): View more from California

Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.

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(404): View more from Georgia

And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata

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(907): View more from Alaska

Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.

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(813): View more from Florida

You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants

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