Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian