glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW