do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants