Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.