WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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