So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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