The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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