I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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