everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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