is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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