TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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