Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
