It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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