I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We got so high we made milksteak
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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